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Zharkaer

Devoted Shimmerfag
This image should already become cult on Ponybooru because it perfectly describes Ciaran’s reactions when he has to censor all day
Barhandar
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained (Cheeky Breeky)

@ANoobis  
If you sweep all failures under the rug, you’ll appear as “brilliant conflict resolution expert”. However, it’ll still smell. Derpi staff is basically cluster B: the handbook on mental immaturity.
 
@Officer Hotpants  
I have been aware of it (and considering ciaran to be an ultra dense incompetent retard) for years, after a confrontation in IRC where I said that I’ve had a single shrink visit in early childhood, over a decade ago at the time (with diagnosis but no treatment whatsoever, presumably because >the shrink didn’t tell the mother what she wanted to hear) and he kept responding with “yOuMuStFoLlOwThEtReAtMenTpLan”.
ANoobis
A toast - Incredibly based
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Book Horse - A user who has contributed to 5k+ metadata changes.
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Ghibelline Omnipotens
@Officer Hotpants  
I know I wasn’t. I never posted in the Derpi forums. My first exposure to the staff was the Aryanne ban. I had no idea who anyone was. When I saw the leaks of Derpy Whooves being talked up as some brilliant conflict resolution expert and then saw him in action, copping attitude with dissatisfied users on the forums, I took him to be some greasy-faced 19-year-old with delusions of competence.
Psy Key
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Cocky Scamp
@Thomas Müller  
Oh, one of my first interactions with him when he became a site assistant was when he broke rule 0 and was reprimanded, but of course it was nothing more than a slap on the wrist.
Thomas Müller
Artist -

@Psy Key  
You may be right, ¿but how many users do you think that Ciaran aka Derpy Whooves has threatened before from the first day he arrived in Derpibooru? I’m sure several and they at least already know what Ciaran looks like physically, probably some will say
 
All these years I was threatened by an old man 😂?
 
What things don’t 😅?
Thomas Müller
Artist -

One of my reasons I had to make this image and put the face of the hypocrite Ciaran in an oc that was created, was because the world deserved to know who the scoundrel was behind the 2 accounts of “Derpy Whooves and Ciaran” that always sending messages of insults in Derpibooru just because one as a user said a comment that did not even say rudeness and insults but for him the comment was so intelligent and fair that in the end he deletes it and says that it was because of the “rule 0” when he is a Disgusting rat who breaks his own rules