Officer Hotpants 
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Oh, god damn it! They mixed our carpet up with the one from the D&D movie!
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When Princess Luna was approached for her own thoughts upon counter-intrusion methods, her comments in the majority focused upon rather more pragmatic methods than Shining Armour’s multi-layered array of obstructions to overly specific threats. One distinct departure from these however was her method of obstructing out of hours movement. Where a network of trapdoors to catch out unwary intruders required years of work hewing out numerous passages with the risk of reverse-traversal, the importation of Saddle Arabian quickrugs attached to a chronological enchantment turned the hallways into quagmires for those straying in at the wrong time.
As it turns out, no matter how many appropriate disguises Agent Skyfall may be able to acquire or guard-timetables she can work her way around, her involvement in penetration testing of the revised defences happened to result in her transiting a prohibited corridor at the moment the enchantment activated. Subsequent reports turned out to be quite prolific regarding the surprising level of surface tension to be drawn from such material, to say nothing of the especially distracting nature of the predicament at hand.
As it turns out, no matter how many appropriate disguises Agent Skyfall may be able to acquire or guard-timetables she can work her way around, her involvement in penetration testing of the revised defences happened to result in her transiting a prohibited corridor at the moment the enchantment activated. Subsequent reports turned out to be quite prolific regarding the surprising level of surface tension to be drawn from such material, to say nothing of the especially distracting nature of the predicament at hand.
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