Moving Forward

@Aperture_tech  
someone might be getting a little heated.

@Ciaran  
What, you going to ban me for posting on 4chan again?

@Aperture_tech  
You’ve been referred to the higher ups. What country do you live in?
 
we’re gonna ban everyone just to make sure.

@Ciaran  
I am actually a patachu alt, so I live in France. You should dox me for good measure.

I literally had a flashback moment when I scrolled past TSP and Joey in succession.

@Azure Fang  
Honestly, they should be giving duck badges to anyone who questions the new regime, to label them undesirables.

Also, shouldn’t forget Nebulon, he is also a more fitting kandidate that either of those two.
 
@Boxless  
I recommend you acquire a sense of humor.
 
@Ciaran  
0/10 too few wordswordswords, if your messages aren’t 80% of the total word content on a forum page, you’re insufficiently trying to be Ciaran

@Barhandar  
He’s also got to make up all kinds of fake and bullshit stories about how he’s a 50 year old priest or some shit.

@Barhandar  
I would recommend the same for you as well, unless you think “Lul, isn’t Derpi a stupid place full of terrible mods? It’s funny, AMRITE?!?!?” is humour. >.<
 
This is just like those “parodies” that just take a trope of the thing they’re satirising and say “LUL, DOESN’T THIS JUST HAPPEN IN ALL THE MOVIES IN THIS GENRE?!?”. Yes, I am fucking aware of that, now would you please construct a joke around it?

@Aperture_tech  
A shinto protestant priest yakuza mafioso master blacksmith carpenter with Genuine Thousand Folded Katana acclaimed psychologist in a happy marriage, to be specific.  
@FeatherTrap  
Ditto for you. Derpi staff are inherently a massive joke. You can’t improve on perfection.
 
 
Also, you know what’s even funnier? 4chan is alleging that derpi did the preenhub thing because they spent too long waffling around to prepare something more in line with previous years, and hence only started preparing a week ago.

@FeatherTrap  
Reported for rule 0 violations

@Barhandar  

 
*who stopped an active shooter  

 
I hope we get more preenhub images out of it though.

@Barhandar  
“HOW DARE YOU HAVE STANDARDS, LAUGH AT THE REFERENCES SHEEP, HAR HAR HAR!!”
 
Yeah, I think I’ll skip Teen Titans GO and watch something with quality, thanks.
 
 
I have no idea what you’re talking about, I haven’t used Derpi in over eight months now. Sounds like typical uncreative Derpi garbage thou. Isn’t April Fools so fuuuuuuuuuuuuun?
 
EDIT: Just checked Derpi. As I suspected, it’s lazy, painfully unfunny trash, just like every other year.  
Don’t know why you bothered clarifying any business about the time it took them to make it, since every year feels like they threw it together the night before.

@FeatherTrap  
This is not being excellent to one another, I suspect this is patachu, or some other evil channer.

@Barhandar  
I recommend acquiring some actual quality comedy that didn’t wear out its welcome the first time around.

@EverfreeEmergencies  
Oh right, yeah, who talked down an already-shooting shooter and laughed at his friend having his legs broken with a possibility of losing them permanently, because it was so funny to him.
 
@Boxless  
burn furfags kill furfags unga bunga bunga unga translation from Boxless to English: “I don’t think you are a valid judge of what has worn its welcome out or not.“

Oh god oh fuck

@Barhandar  
I’m sorry that you forgot that a constant source of this joke still exists and will continue to exist until it evolves into an abominable product of incest with its first cousin (who is currently larping as said product of incest as a joke).
 
Either that or you’re merely pretending but then you’re just being retarded on purpose.

@Boxless  
Do you mean  
>a constant source of this joke still exists

@Barhandar  
What’s wrong with my piss OC?

@Barhandar  
Solid B for effort. Improve on execution.
 
In any case linking like that would require more effort than i’m willing to put into fuckery of this nature, let alone at 2 AM.

@The Smiling Pony  
4chan
 

So this is how democracy dies? With thunderous applause… :P
 
RIP: Nazis.

Oh shit looks like my time is up

@DragonSam98  
Я вижу костры из книг, я слышу овчарок лай  
И если один скажет “расист” - миллионы ответят “убить!”