ITT: Finish the story.

my neighbour’s cheese

Which I swear was already

demonetized by PonyTube for

launching nukes.

Regardless, my goal was

to embody the sheer lewdness of

an adolescent boy visiting rule34 for the first time.

I do believe that I

have found the NSFW Section of The Gods!

NEW!  
Once a man had a dream

About meat-flavored snow cones at

the toy store in Greece.

He’d come in to buy

the whole place this time.

Ten years ago, when a beached whale

gave him Fairy Dust for

the bank robbery.

It let him

make millions in rubees.

Rubees to fund

a ladder to the moon.

SIXTY NIGGERS

went to the bar

and shat themselves

until some assholes took issue.