The Cursed Thread

This is the exact opposite of what I requested.
 

@Acres  
Welp, looks like I’m not eating cereal for a few weeks now. Thanks.

Anthropornis is a genus of giant penguin that lived 45-33 million years ago.
 
The man-sized penguin next to a Japanese dude in a speedo:
 

Suber Bario Bro :DDDDD