The Cursed Thread

@Тпсс_  
You’re not even wrong. I’ve never seen a snack food company so dedicated to sussing out exactly where laws against false advertising apply to package size vs product. “Cushioning” my fucking ass.

@Тпсс_  
Speaking of lays.  

@Acres  
I didn’t know they made candy-flavored chips.

@Acres  
Not Bacon horse, not interested.

@Havoc  
Bacon Ranch Horse flavor.

@Havoc  
Shimmer?

@Officer Hotpants  
I like the sound of that.

@Havoc  
She tastes like ketchup and mustard.
 
and not even the fancy mustard.

@Acres  
I don’t even care.

@Havoc  
awww come on you’re supposed to get triggered.

@Acres  
I really like ketchup, actually.

@Havoc  
who doesn’t?

@Havoc  
And human pussy that, in turn, tastes like horse pussy.
 
@Acres  
I don’t think I’ve put ketchup on anything in a good six or seven years, now.

@Officer Hotpants  
That’s a crime. Punishment is ketchup on bunger.

@Havoc  
Fuck that. Barbecue sauce or dry.

@Officer Hotpants  
Burger whispers in your ear, “bite the napkin, I’m going in dry.”

@Acres  
I’m positive that someone has drawn that picture.
 
@Acres  
Just finished watching Oney play Jef. This barely even registers.

@Acres  
What other kind of condom is there?

@Acres  
“Ordering for Christmas”

@Dex Stewart  
here you go.

@Acres  
The reviews sound good!
 
5.0 out of 5 starsVerified Purchase  
A GREAT PADDLE!  
Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2017  
This is a beautiful paddle. It leaves a nice sting without much effort. I really like it.  
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