Summarize the Pony Fandom in One Sentence

What the thread title says. I’m interested in getting everyone’s condensed thoughts about the pony fandom as a whole. For research purposes, naturally.

It’s not what you think.

I love it but I hate the taste.

Are you still here?

We are all horse fuckers.

Am I missing something? There’s supposed to be a new post by someone named Kesecot but when I click on the link there’s nothing new here. It’s a link to nowhere.

“The four horsemen of the cultural apocalpse are Fake, Gay, Cringe, & Retarded.”
― Curtis Yarvin