Something fun

You can choose a superpower but the next person to reply to your comment can choose a side effect.
 
I’ll start. Pyrokinesis.

@TrukkinDuck  
You can only set yourself on fire.
 
My power is Meat vision!

@UrbanMysticDee
You can only see meat, and nothing else.

the ability to conjure snow

@Fleur de Lis
Meaning Snow, the Canadian rapper known for the jaw-vexing jam(?) “Informer”.

You can break the fourth wall.

@lasty
Any person you’re talking to through the fourth wall loses their memory.

Super strength.

@TrukkinDuck
You cannot control your strength.

Necromancer

@𝔅𝔞𝔡𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱
You can raise ghouls, but all they do is complain about hurt backs and how tired they are.

Transmutation.

@lasty
Whatever you change renders down to a grey gel after a few hours.

You can speak to animals.