Fluttershy is my wife

Hmmm, no the waifu is mine

BS! SHE’S MINE- wait which waifu?

My waifu. She is mine

THAT DOESN’T ANSWER ANYTHING!

I MEANT WHAT I SAID AND I SAID WHAT I MEANT  
MY WAIFU IS MY WAIFU

@Jomok0  
But do you mean what you meant?

@DvneT  
Indubitably. Most assuredly.

@Jomok0  
For certain?

@Havoc  
Once you forget, it’s already too late.
 
 
@Officer Hotpants  
Absolutely, undoubtedly

@Havoc right now:
 

The mane six are my waifus

If you can have Fluttershy, then I can have Glim Glam <3

@Myoozik  
 
You’ll have to fight someone first.

Bros there’s a lake in the woods that makes unlimited clones and it’s a multiverse, at least according to the manga  
Everybody can have everypony as a waifu, you can have a harem of 50 of one pony. There is truly unlimited pony waifu.

@Jomok0  
We can finally end world hunger!

@Havoc  
Uh, NO

@Jomok0  
Why not?

@Havoc  
Waifu is friend, not food.

@Jomok0  
Unless you’re both voraphiles.

@Dex Stewart  
I actually am. But this is joke
 
@Jomok0  
B-but think of the children! In Africa!

I’d love to have a voraphile gf.she could eat me and I could snuggle in her tummy all night long.

@Dex Stewart  
What? No hard digestion? LAME! JK, you do you.  
Utopia.