Embarrassing moments: the bad, the worst and the ugly

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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained (Renowned Sound)

Being in middle school and trying to fart silently in class. It turned out to be the loudest, longest fart I ever had.
Dex Stewart
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Ecto-Phase,Activate!
At work I went to the bathroom,and walked out not realizing some toilet paper had fallen off the back of the toilet,and was stuck to the back of my pants. I was there for at least an hour,and no one said anything.
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