Someone paid for me to spend the morning walking around Portland (yes,
THAT Portland) eating donuts and then for lunch I ate a 9” sandwich filled to the brim with meat.
Being filled with food, I decided to lie down and take a nap. When I woke up, I was given a link to a Doordash order, and on my meager salary I can’t afford to pass up offers of free food.
Now half of that meal is sitting in the fridge, but I’m waiting for my stomach to digest all those calories I consumed earlier.