Confessions.

I never played Little Nightmares.

I played Little Nightmares and barely hugged any of the little guys.

I hate cake.

@Acres  
Even pancakes?

@UrbanMysticDee  
Waffles are better.

@Acres  
Tiny Tia just wants to talk.

@Acres  
French toast is even better.

@ANoobis  
100% agree.

For an actual confession, I couldn’t beat the hammer brothers in Mario RPG when I was a kid because I didn’t understand rpgs back then.

I have a mild form of Astraphobia.

I think that any sexual practice besides consensual sex between a man and his wife is wrong. Yet I have a hyper sexual activity disorder that makes me wanna do these things A LOT.

What’s Mass Effect?

I never played Shovel Knight and not a fan of it.

I wish I would’ve gone to at least one con.

I’m extremely self-conscious about everything I say and fear I sound dumb or like I’m trying to make discussions about myself.
 
I’ve also never tried any kind of cheese except American.

I beat the original Crash Team Racing to Oxide 1 without knowing how to power slide as a kid.

I still don’t understand the purpose of the two-finger glove that came with my drawing tablet.

@Anonymous #3E8C  
It keeps the oils from your hand off the drawing surface.

I dropped the screw in the tuna.

@Officer Hotpants  
This is why we can’t have nice things.

@Acres  
I thought it was because we’re poor.

I’m scared of mannequins.

@2k.bb  
What about these? (Not mannequins)

@Officer Hotpants  

 
How can you not be?

@2k.bb  
Yo, fax. I used to work at Macy’s and they had those 7 foot tall black faceless mannequins. They can sneak up on you.