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Doubtful, it’s a really old book. If they even print The Woodland Folk at all anymore, it’s probably some lower-quality bastardised version, and I can’t see any link at all mentioning the anthology book I had.
 
As much as I would love to have a proper copy again, I think this is one of those things where I need to accept it’s probably gone forever.
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Coming up with characters. In addition to the three main characters there has to be six other humans with powers, up to six non-powered counterparts, and who knows, let’s say ten supporting characters each for backstories most of which will never make it into the book (which means I can just number them and only come up with names for characters who actually get mentioned), plus anyone who appears on the side as randos, NPCs, whatever you want to call them, so the present world appears full.
 
So far out of say 160-200 people who make up this world I’ve got 11.
 
I’ve come up with loads of characters before, it’s work but it’s not a problem.
 
Basically this is the culmination of seven independent stories that are only given passing mention (except the narrator’s story, which we see in more detail) so the characters feel like real people and not cut-outs, where only one or two characters from each are drawn together because they are needed as sacrifices by the villain, who is the only non-human character (although it may have been human at on point, who knows).
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I’m thinking the ending is kind of stupid. The problem is there really is no way even 7 super powered humans can defeat the villain. All they can do is delay the inevitable. At some unknown point in the future this problem will arise again, all of existence will be threatened, new people will have to face the same enemy, the entire conflict in the story solves nothing.
 
What was 7 year old me thinking? I don’t know, but whatever it was was enough to shelve the story for 25 years.
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Power Rangers SPD Supermagneti  
Power Rangers SPD Play-a-Sound  
These books suspiciously omit the Yellow Ranger! She’s a major character from Episode 1,it’s not like she wasn’t initially part of the show. Even stranger,is the amount of focus on Doggie and Sam,Doggie doesn’t get ranger powers until about halfway through the series,and Sam comes in later too,and isn’t nearly as prominent character as Z,the Yellow Ranger. Why? What? Huh?  
Both books also mention A-Squad,a group of Rangers who are only important twice,in the first episode and the last episode.  
Why was Z so shafted?  
Even other books push her to the side,the only one that doesn’t is the old UK Annual.  
The new comics haven’t gone deep into SPD,but she has shown up there.  
I’m so confused by this,why was Z specificly left out of these books?  
I can’t find any answers.
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Power levels are based on human (or alien equivalent, I guess) sacrifice. Someone who accidentally sacrifices a handful of people to get powers is no match for someone who deliberately sacrifices an entire planet.
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Since I wasn’t happy with the original ending I thought up what I’m calling a “magic bullshit” ending, because it requires some last minute power to be pulled out of nowhere to defeat the villain. I can write pages and pages on why neither of the endings work, but I think it’s best to just run with it knowing that it doesn’t make any sense.
 
I also Latinized all the chapters:
 
Prologus:  
Et In Arcadia Ego
 
Meditatio Prima:  
Ruina
 
Meditatio Secunda:  
Coruscum
 
Meditatio Tertia:  
Somniis
 
Meditatio Quarta:  
Genium Malignum
 
Meditatio Quinta:  
Dies Irae
 
Meditatio Sexta: Prima Variatio: (AKA “The Original Ending: Patroclus Dies First, then Achilles”)  
Libera Me
 
Meditatio Sexta: Secundo Variatio: (AKA “The Magic Bullshit Ending”)  
Iuvenis Essemus
 
Epilogus:  
Meum Arbitrium Est
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I finished reading this book a few days ago. It’s supposed to be a tie-in to the Tim Burton Planet of the Apes movie, but actually has extremely little to do with it. It’s not bad, but the apes and reference to the movie could be completely cut out and the main story wouldn’t change.  
The story begins right after Mark Wahlberg in the film goes missing. His spaceship, the Oberon, tries to find him and crashes on an unknown planet. The planet is home to extremely hostile bugs later named Brax. The small colony of surviving crew of the Oberon eventually wipe out the Brax. Then a genetically altered Chimp who was also one of the survivors stages a takeover of the colony with other apes.  
This last part is very rushed and kind of out of nowhere, the apes weren’t seen as being mistreated by the humans during the bulk of the story. Just suddenly at the end one of the human characters turns out to be a twist villain who was trying to murder the genetically altered ape.  
Okay book, lame Apes tie-in, uninteresting characters for the most part.
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I just finished reading The Golden Chimney by Elizabeth Gerberding. It’s about a young man in San Francisco who buys the nearly expired lease to a defunct gold works. His plan is to strip the interior of the gold works to harvest the gold that would be spilled during operation. A lot of the plot involves him weathering the ridicule and jealousy of other people who want to see him fail.
 
It makes me think of the speculative garbage mining industry.
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Who here has read Mark Danielewski books other than House of Leaves? The only other one I’ve completed is The 50-Year Sword (assuming you don’t count The Whalestoe Letters as a fully separate book)
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I read Ender’s Game in college. Not sure why it has its reputation. It was a significant step below the other sci-fi touchstones I read at the same time. Ender’s weaponized autism didn’t scan, and the whole Hogwarts in space concept was retarded, as was the unnecessary subplot regarding his siblings taking over the Earth using an Internet the size of an irc channel. The war at the end was incredibly bad. They chose him because he was a l33t gam3r, and put him in charge of a battle that he didn’t know was real. No shit he’s going to throw away lives and ships. Being good at Starcraft doesn’t mean you know anything about tactics. He just had the Hollywood autism to figure out the meta faster for whatever game he was playing.
 
Orson Scott Card is really weird with all the naked kids, too. It just kept happening every few chapters.
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