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@Barhandar  

 
Isn’t Zelensky a literal Jew?

@Barhandar  
Even funnier once you discover Azov is trained and funded by Israel.

@Anonymous #372F  
@IvanSatoru  
Yep. Someone’s gotta build all those windmills so they can tilt at them.

War were declared

@Humble Oriathan  
Huh? Who’s fighting now?

@Officer Hotpants  
Just wanted to quote one of many Futurama’s famous lines in response to what’s currently happening with Ukraine.

@Anonymous #372F  
I have seen that argument a lot of times and its pretty stupid tbh. Regardless of the how much it is or is not an actual problem in Ukraine since i really got no idea about it.
 
A person seeking power and money is quite often not held back by their ethnicity/origin/religion to support terrible practices and terrible ideology if it benefits them. More likely they gonna take advantage of these factors to garner support even if they don’t really care about it.

I can’t believe how spot on the Western Intelligence was on this. I count myself as a skeptic to such intelligence for good reason, not the least of which our incompetence of Afghanistan recently. I thought that they were being overly jittery and that the US was PTSD over Afghanistan plus war hype media echochamber. I thought, alright sure, Putin might take the rest of the Donbass and maybe a landbridge to Crimea but that would be the end of it. Think about it, if he had just done that, the west would be disunited and only give him minor sanctions. US and UK would have egg on our face for panicing about a war. He would have discredited a weakened Ukrainian pro-west administration Have extra territory for messing with Ukraine later AND HAVE PULLED A KOSOVO. I am no Russia SIMP but I would have called that masterstatecraft if you ask me. But noooooooooooooooo! He just had to invade all of it. I am someone who hasn’t fully believed that Putin is no longer a rational actor but I am inching closer to it.
 
@Dex Stewart  
Derpi siding with Putin, what? Derpi? You are kinding!

USA should invade canada and steal its gas from northern territories to sell it to Europe to decrease Europes dependance on russian gas. Canada is a backwater unimportant kingdom and their voice does not matter.

@Anonymous #1AB1  
Tempting as it is, I wouldn’t try to cure an evil with even more evil within the limits of what’s possible. Canadians have it already bad enough with a prime minister who will get their bank accounts frozen for even sneeze against him.

@Anonymous #1AB1  
Yeah but then we’d have to deal with even more Canadians. Fuck that.

@Anonymous #1AB1  
Right, and then the US can keep funding more pointless wars in who knows where. Great idea!

>Trump impressed by Putin’s strategy. Disgusting!  
>Person impressed by impressive thing. Disgusting!

@IvanSatoru  
Hate for Trump trumps the fact that Putin is clearly holding back in an attempt to minimally disrupt civilians.  
Whether it’s to avoid guerillas, sabotage ukraine’s attempt to create militias, or preserve the infrastructure he needs for himself, he’s barely using artillery and hasn’t opened up with surgical strikes against civilian targets like power plants - he’s specifically targetting military installations only.

@Barhandar  
didnt they open 20 or 30mm auto cannon on a hospital, hit a aparment building with a rocket (though it could have been a missfire or error in calculations) and assaulted a hydroelectric?
 
while its true that they havent used artillery or rocket artillery, word is that they have been using thermobaric rockets wich are banned by the geneva convention
 
other explanation would be that they didnt think they’d need such armament due to overconfience or not expecting the ukranian people to dig in so deep

@TeamBlueplant  

Well yeah, they kinda need to capture the power plants if they’re not going to destroy them.  

Guaranteed misfire, only retards intentionally shoot apartment complexes with ONE rocket.  

Haven’t heard anything about that. I’ll believe it when I see the video of it happening, given that absolutely fucking everyone has phones now and there’s plenty of photo/video evidence for everything else, and ukrainian/NATO media has been known to be bullshitting, like the “russian tank” (ukrainian AA) driving over a car in Kyiv, or the “13 defenders telling Russian ship to fuck off and all dying” (they surrendered and have been recorded arriving safely as prisoners to Russian-controlled city).  
P.S. Or, more recently, “children’s hospital hit by russian artillery/MRLS, one child dead, two wounded along with two adults” - even the basic fucking premise is mutually exclusive (if it was actually hit by artillery, they’d need to count the casualties by roster), and even if you disregard that, it’s a lie: the victims are to gunfire, near the hospital, and have been brought in for treatment.  
Also, why the fuck are there even CHILDREN in ACTIVE WARZONE? Are civilians not being evacuated on children first (because they’re not combat capable) principle?  

No they’re not. Geneva Convention bans the use of incendiary weapons (i.e. flamethrowers) on people. Thermobarics aren’t incendiaries, they cause volumetric explosions - all the fuel they bring is burned out immediately. They’re basically regular explosives that minimise damage to infrastructure.  

Kyiv is besieged, and so are the other regional centers close to the border. Again, russians could’ve easily leveled the whole place with artillery, moreso that it’s cities and not industries, but they’re not.

Only the US and Israel are allowed to invade other countries, no one else.

@TeamBlueplant  
@Barhandar  
Goofy war. Pro-ukraine side reposting videos of ukrainian fails and atrocities and saying it’s actually Russians doing it. Neo nazis (trained by Israel) firing from residential areas using civilians as meat shields, trying to bait russians into shooting back (not working, btw). Militias fighting each other in the streets. Actual military doing nothing, instead sending civilians armed with… water balloons.
 
@UrbanMysticDee  
You see, our democracy is a frail and delicate thing and it must be protected by the mass killing of civilians in rogue countries and even in friendly ones, which in order to protect our values only the US and Israel are able to do it. Remember: it’s who we are. Letting just anyone kill  
random civilians —especially those tyrannical Russians— threatens our democracy, our values and who we are.

@UrbanMysticDee  

 
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I guess we’ve entered Cold War 2, assuming the first ever ended.

There is no dumber animal than a russophile.

@Anonymous #4905  
What about koalas?

 
God, I hope this is it. I want to be painlessly evaporated so I can finally escape from this clownworld for good.

@Anonymous #4905  
that’s like, really offensive i’m cryin and shaking rn  
@Humble Oriathan  
Deadly based