Rainbow Dash: yawns I’m beat. Not beat as in “defeated”, because I’m obviously the best of the best, but I’m just a teensy bit tired.
 
Fleetfoot: flies in Who the hay are you talking to, Crash?
 
Rainbow Dash: Soarin. Why?
 
Fleetfoot: Because if you weren’t going blind, you’d see that Soarin has clearly fallen asleep on your sorry, embarrassed rump. You look like you’re talking to the walls! Pfft…
 
Rainbow Dash: Whatever, I-
 
Soarin: moves lips chomps on Dash’s neck
 
Rainbow Dash: HEY! Owwwwmygawsh…
 
Fleetfoot: Pffhhahahahahahahahaha!
 
Rainbow Dash: blushes intensely Fleet, stop! It isn’t funny!
 
Fleetfoot: You’re right… It isn’t funny at all.
 
Rainbow Dash: THANK YOU. Now admi-
 
Fleetfoot: THAT WAS HILARIOUS! He’s eating you as if you’re his pie. By the way, have you lost another one of your 5 senses?
 
Rainbow Dash: No. Why?
 
Fleetfoot: Because he’s still licking his chops on you! Mwahahaha! Pff…
 
Rainbow Dash: You know- I don’t care and I’m just going to move awa-
 
Soarin: sleep grabs Dash and continues biting her neck and moaning gently on her
 
Rainbow Dash: Ugghhh. Why? Why do I not want to punch him right now?
 
Fleetfoot: Whenever you’d quit talking to yourself, Crash, I believe you’re… ahem In looovvvvveeeee. Oooohhhhh! That’s exactly why you don’t want to punch him in the face right now! Hahahaha! Admit it! You’re totally blushing!
 
Rainbow Dash: Dude! No! I’m only blushing out of embarrassment! I don’t love him.
 
Fleetfoot: You sure there? You do seem to like cuddling up with him, flying with him, flir-
 
Rainbow Dash: WHAT?
 
Fleetfoot: Yeah… Umm… You see, I was kinda spying on you two racing a few days ago. You totally like him!
 
Rainbow Dash: Ack. What are we, teenagers? Awesome ponies like me don’t need sappy, teenage feelings.
 
Fleetfoot: You go gaga over all of us. Speaking of “Miss Fangirl” herself ahemahem** YOU! You seem to go gaga over us, but you only blush when you’re around Soarin. Whether you feel like it’s awkward around the guy in general (which is why you avoid him) or you think you may winkwink** be interested in him, please do let me know.
 
Rainbow Dash: W-well… He’s great… blushes B-but I love someone else too…
 
Fleetfoot: spits out drink W-WHAT?!?! Who?
 
Rainbow Dash: sighs Fine. Promise not to tell…
 
Fleetfoot: …
 
Rainbow Dash: PROMISE!
 
Fleetfoot: sighs Fine. Cross my heart, hope to fly… Stick a cupcake in my eye…
 
Rainbow Dash: W-well… Soarin I do like… But I like Quibble too. You know, that one guy featured with me in the newest Daring Do book.
 
Fleetfoot: Oh! You mean the guy who painted his mane like Daring’s and talks a lot.
 
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. Him… I don’t want you to tell Soarin because I think he’ll be mad. H-he’s also my boyfriend…
 
Fleetfoot: Wait, what element are you again? Element of betrayal? Because Soarin has feelings for you.
 
Rainbow Dash: And I didn’t know that at first! I’m not betraying him, I’m only keeping my options open. If Quibble and I break up, we break up… But I don’t see that happening any time soon.
 
Fleetfoot: But you blush so much around Soarin… A-and you’ve even flirted with him!
 
Rainbow Dash: I know… It’s just complicated. I know I’m like his “pie” or “other half,” but I don’t want to dissapoint of upset him. You need to understand I’m not cheating. I’m only keeping my options open.
 
Fleetfoot: Well, well, well, “Miss keeping her options open!” Wait and see what happens when one of your boys gets their heart broken when he sees you kissing the other stallion. That’ll be the day I’ll be laughing my rump off at you!
 
Rainbow Dash: Well you’re no help!
 
Fleetfoot: I’m only warning you, Crash.
 
Rainbow Dash: I’ll be fine Miss worry wall! Now if you’d excuse me, I need to get back to training before Spits yells at me. speeds off
 
Fleetfoot: tsktsk** Excuses, excuses… Don’t say I didn’t tell you so…
 
Soarin: wakes up Wha-huh? Hiya, Fleet? Who ya talking to?
 
Fleetfoot: …
 
Soarin: …
 
Fleetfoot: Damn it.