Page 647 - The Dream Job, Part 8

It’s always scary when the loonie has a plan. It’s even scarier when the loonie’s plan actually works. It’s scariest of all when the loonie’s plan just looks like it’s going to make things worse, which is why the loonie usually gets tackled by the rest of the party before they can finish their actions. In my experience, anyway.

Nightmare Rarity: The battle is ours. Take them to the dungeon.
Pinkie Pie: Oh yeah?! I demand a rematch! But this time… a dance battle!
SFX: (WIGGLE-WIGGLE)
Twilight Sparkle: At least Luna escaped. That’ll buy Equestria some time. But Rarity…
Pinkie Pie: This isn’t over yet! Check my style! Oh-Oh-Cee: They’ll never guess I don’t actually want to dance battle! It’s a ruse!
Rainbow Dash: Wow. I’m so shocked.
Pinkie Pie: EXACTLY. “Wink!” C’mon, big guy! You scared? Let’s do this! <roll> That’s 28 for Bluff!
Jerome: ?
SFX: (WIGGLE-WIGGLE-WIGGLE-BUMP)
Shadowfright: Hey! Quit wiggling, you big lug!
Jerome: I can’t! My street cred is at stake!
Pinkie Pie: <roll> 17. Yeah, show me what you got!
Shadowfright: For the love off…!
SFX: (WIGGLE-WIGGLE)
Pinkie Pie: That was fun! Again?
Jerome: Absolutely! Uh, after you rot away in here.
Rainbow Dash: You really think these walls will hold us?! When I break out, I’m gonna-
Shadowfright: Yeah, yeah. The facilities were updated by the new leader herself. Good luck.
Rainbow Dash: Like that matters! I’m gonna throw every skill I got at this thing! <roll>, <roll>, <roll>…
DM: <scribble> Here.
Twilight Sparkle: What’s the verdict, Dash?
Rainbow Dash: Turns out, Rogues know how to make a good prison cell.