You know Rarity and Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash  
You know Twilight Sparkle and Applejack  
But do you recall  
The most famous pony of all
 
Pinkie Pie the Giant-Ass Pony  
Had a very round booty  
And if you ever smelt it  
You would say it smells heavenly  
All of the other ponies  
Used to lick her cheeks to a shine  
They tongued her ponut  
And spanked her from five to nine  
Then one hot summer eve  
Celestia came to say,  
Pinkie with your butt so sweaty  
Won’t you let us sniff it baby
 
Then how all the ponies loved her,  
As they motorboated her rear end,  
Pinkie Pie the Giant-Ass Pony  
Your posterior is a goddess-send