TRANSLATION  
1.- Yep, this is America, I don’t know any of these brands.  
2.- I remember one brand here that was called Obese-Cola and I can’t find it.  
3.- Eh, I will take these… um…  
4.- Hind Leg Gummies.  
Of what?  
Whatever.  
5.- Hello, friend! Funny hat with ears you got there!  
6.- Look man, right now we are short of money, but I got something that you may take as payment.  
7.- This! Equality Girls, a highly acclaimed story of a group of girls that travel to a terrorist country to prove the world that there’s no bad people, which end up happening for a coherent and definitely not stupid reason.  
8.- That’s weird, when you saw it you said all the contrary.  
9.- That’s because I’m trying to get rid of this shit to buy the stuff, bitch!  
10.- I want to eat too, you know!?  
11.- Okay, I’m sorry!