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This’ll probably be one of the weirder Google searches you’ll do today.

Anyway, Everfree Northwest starts tomorrow! I’m rather excited! I’ll actually be going in this afternoon to pick my badge up in advance.

I also have a sort of side-project brewing, but that’s for after the convention.

DM: There you are.
Rarity: Oh… Hello again.
DM: What are you doing over here? I thought I left you in the dining room.
Rarity: Yes. Well. After you told me the Diamond Dogs had locked me in a cell, I decided the first thing I’d try to do when you got back was pick the lock. But you were gone for quite a while, and I got to wondering: What is lockpicking actually like?
DM: So… you’re practicing on the doors in my house?
Rarity: I hope you don’t mind. I haven’t been very successful, anyway.
DM: …I think we’d better get back to roleplaying before your “character research” goes too far.
Rarity: …Perhaps you are right.
DM: By the way, you look a little… dirty. How’d that happen?
Rarity: Oh, most of this is from my attempt to use a banana as-
DM: Nevermind. Nevermind.