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*Drunk Little Pip
by ThatDarnPony
*“Heeeey schweetie. What’s yer name?”
“M-Murky…’
“Aww, ain’t you’s a shy little filleh…”
“But I’m not a-”
“Oh, you’s will be. You’s WILL be.”
by ThatDarnPony
*“Heeeey schweetie. What’s yer name?”
“M-Murky…’
“Aww, ain’t you’s a shy little filleh…”
“But I’m not a-”
“Oh, you’s will be. You’s WILL be.”
– alternatively –
“Hey Velvet, hey, hey Velvet…”
“What is it THIS time!”
“You’s might wanna move, I shink I’m gonna…” *puffs cheeks, as if holding her breath* “WHARGARBL!”
*cue Velvet screaming about whiskey vomit**
“What is it THIS time!”
“You’s might wanna move, I shink I’m gonna…” *puffs cheeks, as if holding her breath* “WHARGARBL!”
*cue Velvet screaming about whiskey vomit**
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