Lord Tirek: Who dares disturb the Lord Tirek
SpongeBob: You’re not the Lord Tirek.
Patrick: Yeah, Lord Tirek has a beard.
Lord Tirek: I don’t look like Lord Tirek because
“Your Morons Cut My Beard!”
SpongeBob: Oh, you look a thousand years younger.
Lord Tirek: I don’t want to be Younger. I hate youth. I’ll probably get pimples again.
Patrick: Your beard will just grow back.
Lord Tirek: You know nothing of my official hair
“IT’LL TAKE A THOUSAND YEARS FOR MY BEARD TO GROW BACK!”