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“Relatively more sane” is a phrase I hear often in RPG party planning discussions.

Rarity: For phase 2, I fly high up above the stadium.
DM: Uh…
Rarity: And I’m sure of that.
DM: Oooooookay.
Rarity: With the light of the sun behind my wings, I spread them out to their fullest span. Then I shout at the top of my lungs: “LOOK UPON ME, EQUESTRIA!!”
DM: The sunlight shining through your wings, which are made from gossamer and morning dew I remind you… briefly casts a rainbow of pastel colors into the entire stadium. Every single pony in the audience is captivated – in more ways than one – by the magical glow.
Rainbow Dash: HOW IS THIS HELPING?!
Twilight Sparkle: No, no, this is good! Now she can hypnotize everyone into thinking Dash is the winner!
Rarity: Oh… Um… That might have been a bit more sane…