He thinks of Wing Ace and Cloud Ace ( http://asktheacewings.tumblr.com/ ) as extensions of himself, so he refuses to ship them. Im in the same boat, being a more direct extension of himself, but I dont have any romantic interests.
 
Storywriter: Wing, youll understand when youre older.
 
Wing Ace: Were the same age!
 
Storywriter: You thought I meant physically?
 
Wing Ace: Why I oughta!
 
Mattwo: Its not like its the first time hes tried this by the way (http://askmat2.tumblr.com/post/42697953772/god-dammit-i-told-you-wing-im-not-shipping-you and http://askmat2.tumblr.com/post/16924997784/its-just-not-the-same-when-you-can-fly-i-could )
 
Storywriter: Almost makes me want to actually ship Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy so hell stop
 
Cloud Ace: Thaaaaats not going to work.
 
Storywriter: Good point