What drove a micro unicorn to crawl up onto a dragonpony hybrid’s tongue and laze about? Well, to be honest, he didn’t have a choice! Dumb unicorn was just minding his own business when he got himself scooped up! Now he’s the plaything of my lovely Quill, who’s totally not a sadistic horse murderer in any sense. When Ray gets swallowed, nothing BAD is gonna happen to him. That would be absurd, just look at that grey fuck! He’s gotta be a nice guy, why else would he let someone just lay around on his tongue? I mean, it’s not like he’s getting soaked in saliva, making the painfully tight trip down towards his stomach, full of boiling acids easier. Oh no, not Quill, he’d never do that. I mean, it’s even worse if a horse swallows, which this dragon is fifty percent pony, which is basically horse! Horses can’t vomit, so Ray won’t be coming back out. He’d have to lounge in there instead, floating on any debris available to avoid the searing pain of acid stripping flesh from his body. Of course his refuge would dissolve out from under him, leaving him to sizzle, all alone inside of there…