“Who are you?!”
 
“Oh, pardon me, Twilight. I’m the you from the alternate dimension where you and your friends rule tyrannically over the Crystal Empire, while the Elements of Harmony, led by King Sombra, seek to overthrow us.”
 
“Wow, that’s dark. But intriguing.”
 
“You must have taken the wrong door. The door in the next pit over leads to the top of the palace through a set of stairs taller than it. It’s all a bit existential, really.”