Age: Old enough for you, dear. ;D Type: Unicorn, of course. Occupation: Fashion Designer, Interior Designer, Seamstress. Oh, I can do it all. Hobbies: I do like to find jewels. By find, I mean let Spike get it for me while I locate them. Oh, and be with my friends. Is that a hobby? Well, I do it at my own pleasure, I suppose. But I don’t think that means it’s a hobby… Likes: Ooh, umm…where should I start? I just adore a good soire! Not to offend Pinkie Pie, but her parties are a bithow you saybarbare. OH, I do enjoy a nice little Sunday Brunch with dearest Fluttershy. Hm, dress-up with Twilight Sparkle is simply DIVINE, but she never really speaks when I ask for her opinion. Hmph. But that aside, I like to be helpful and generous the everypony here, since its my fair duty as lady. Hahaha. Dislikes: Can I put it on here? I dont want peoples feeling to get hurt
First of all, I am not made of marshmallow. What makes people think this? Marshmallows are puffy and sticky and they are hard to get out of good satin! I am certainly more tact than a marshmallow (and gorgeous, I would imagine certainly)! Also, Applejack needs to learn that leather isnt an all-season attire, certainly not a brown saddle. And who told Rainbow Dash shes a lesbian? What does that even mean? Does that mean shes charming, because she has herbrash charm, certainly.
Oh, is this not the complaining section? Youd rather me whine? This is whining:
OOOH, why do I have to make a Facehoof account? This is sooo hard! Why does my password have to be so long? I cant even type with these hooves. Why doesnt it see that I have friends? I have a lot of friends! This is stupid, I dont like this Facehoof thing, its so unnecessary! Twilight is showing me something from Cantr. What is Cantr? Why are there a lot of Harry Trotter and Doctor Whooves on myDashboard? THIS IS SO CONFUSING!