Page 39 - Monologue Interruptus

The threat of Nightmare Moon is an unusual one. Not bad, just unusual.

Most villains are threatening because they have yet to fully achieve their plan, but everyone wants to keep them from winning. Nightmare Moon, by comparison, apparently completes her goal within seconds of escaping from the moon. She just shows up and instantly claims victory.

Nightmare Moon: Oh, my beloved subjects! It’s been so long since I’ve seen your precious little sun-loving faces.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, maybe Diplomacy can help! <roll> Oh, natural 1.
DM: You start calling Nightmare Moon names. Queen Meanie, Black Snooty…
Applejack: I shove some food into Pinkie Pie’s mouth.
DM: While you’re…?
Applejack: Yes.
Rarity: Well…! This is fairly calm for a hostile takeover. No minions or armies?
Nightmare Moon: There is no need. Without your precious Princess of the Sun, nothing can stand against me!
Nightmare Moon: Remember this day, little ponies, for it was your last. From this moment forth, the night… will last… FOREVER!
Rainbow Dash: Boo! The night sucks!
Nightmare Moon: I- what- WHO SAID THAT?! WE SHALL SMITE THE PONY WHO SAID THAT!!