Page 17 - Simply Chaotic

There’s no table that determines what Rainbow Dash crash-landed in, by the way. The DM just rolled the die for the sound it makes.

Twilight Sparkle: You know what? Fine. I didn’t need that healing surge anyway.
DM: Well, funnily enough, she was about to get introduced. So, uh, take it away.
Rainbow Dash: Oh, right. I’m Rainbow Dash, and I’m a barbarian pegasus.
(beat)
DM: Okay, seriously? That’s it??
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. What, do you want me to run down my stat block?
DM: Don’t play dumb. I’m talking about your backstory. Didn’t you get my email?
Rainbow Dash: That thing? I decided you had to be talking about someone else’s pony, not mine.
DM: <roll> You crash-landed in a pile of mud.