Welcome to San Francisco! Home of a beautiful bridge that’s popular with suicidal people, massive gay culture, hipsters, hippies, stoners, a former championship-winning football team that can’t get it done when it matters most, a baseball team that strangely is terrible after winning the World Series, a hockey team who sucks in the playoffs, a basketball team who has a popular player with a with a name like a certain spicy Indian/Thai food, and a few colleges we will never get into because we aren’t smart enough, athletic enough, rich enough, or involved in school enough.
 
San Fran!