Pinkie Pie: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. I made her! I merMADE her!
Twilight Sparkle: Why Pinkie? Why??? AAAAAAAHHH! *screams in surprise as her new gills cut through the skin of her neck and connect to her circulatory system* Aaaaaaah!!!!. The air… it feels so dry and hot…. *starts shaking the grinning Pinkie Pie* We need to get into the water.
Rainbow Dash: My legs… *sniff* *moves her new tail* my awesome legs… gone…
Pinkie Pie: Because you only live once, silly. Besides, our friendship would suffer if we are apart from each other. We need to be together, under the sea, the script demands it!
Rainbow Dash: *wiggles her new tailfin* *sniff* my awesome feet….
Pinkie Pie: Now I need to rename her… Rainbow Dash is kinda a name for somebody who can run or fly.
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie! You are not helping the situation, at all!!!!
Pinkie Pie: How about Rainbow Splash?
Rainbow Dash: You didn’t need to rob me of my humanity!!!! We could have found a way to solve this problem!!! And, please! Stop saying those stupid puns!!! *suddenly she feels her gill develop behind her earfins, they hurt because of the dryness* Water! I need water!
Pinkie Pie: Oki doki loki! Lets get into the water. Hey! There comes Rarity! *interrupted because she is dragged into the sea by Rainbow and Twilight*