Twilight: Pinkie! You have to calm down! Please!
Pinkie: I can’t be calmed. Not after you scooped me and threw me to the sea. Not after you impeded me to transform our friend Rarity into a mermaid too and not after you tore and destroyed my dress.
Twilight: I had to do it. You were out of your mind after you transformed Rainbow Dash. You didn’t see that she was crying?
Pinkie: I thought she was crying of happiness.
Twilight: No, she wasn’t. The poor tomboy… She felt so proud of her legs.
Pinkie: *sigh* fine. Maybe not everybody wants to be a mermaid. But I think she must be grateful.
Twilight: uh?
Pinkie: I could have turned her into cupcakes.
Rainbow Dash: *ignoring completely the fight between Pinkie and Twilight* Why? Just… why? *sniff* I was about to compete in Everton’s yearly Marathon… *looks upwards to see Rarity walking by the pier* And why does Rarity get to keep her legs? I wonder if I can change that… *swims awkwardly to the pier, nobody notices…*