Submission by @beach-city-mystery-girl  
So here’s what EQG!Cadence and EQG!Big Mac were up to at the wedding party!  
[Dialogue Below the Cut]  
Beginning of the Party (just after Honeycrisp runs off to explore):  
Cadence: glances over to where Honey ran off, notices the pair of pink wings on her back Wings! Holy shit! I have wings! Quick! Someone show me how to fly!  
Big Mac: Darlin’ y’ve never had those before, maybe you shouldn’-  
Cadence: runs off to find the nearest Pegasus  
Big Mac: glances up at the sky … Please, Lord, don’t let my wife learn how to fly… runs after her and distracts her with conversation and wine for a while  
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Middle of the Party (…After that awkward five minutes of small talk with Princess Cadence and Shining Armor AND the obligatory husband/horseband comparison from Princess Cadence and Dean Cadence):  
Big Mac: relaxed and talking to Shining Armor now that Cadence has calmed down about the flying thing  
Cadence: drinking wine, clearly tipsy Okay, s-so half of you talking horses ha- hiccup have wings, one of you’s can teach me how to wings! shotguns the last gulp of wine and pours another glass  
Rainbow Dash (Prime): flies over to Cadence and laughs Heck yeah! C’mon! We’ll go right now!!  
Cadence: Fuckin’ A! gulps the entire glass of wine and stumbles in a trot after Rainbow Dash  
Big Mac: notices a second too late that Cadence ran off Cady? Cady NO!  
Cadence: didn’t even hear him, but thanks to years of spousal telepathy, shouts back CADY YES!  
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End of the Party:  
Big Mac: looking for Cadence Darlin’? Where are ya sweetheart, we hafta g- looks up … Oh my lord… no…  
Cadence: visibly smashed and flying Wellllll… Helloooooo, Country Boy! W- hiccup what’s a right rugged thing like you doin’ at a fancy shindig like this? hiccup Lookin’ for a little trouble? Hm?  
Big Mac: sweats Well… we’re fucked.  
Cadence: bats eyelashes and smiles Yeah, about that… See, I learned how to fly and youuuuuu… points kinda at him though mostly at the ground because she’s got wine-goggles at this point … have one of two options… A.) Watch me fly all over the place w’my new wings… OR… 2.) You could fulfill my other curiosity about my new physique…  
Big Mac: Blushes and gulps Ah already think ah know the answer but… what’s yr’ curiosity?  
Cadence: Giggles and starts to fly in the direction of a secluded corner of the room Well, you’ll have to follow me to find out…  
Sunset Shimmer: Snickers drunkenly Looks like you’re about to find out how the other side does it, and good luck with that!  
Big Mac: Runs off after Cadence E-Eeyup!