But I want to hide from your sight.  
No, all ponies must be seen by me at all times.  
Even when I play with my private collection of pogs?  
Especially when you play with your pogs.  
And when Princess Cadence secretly plays with her pog collection.  
Nuh uh, these are gogs. They’re better than pogs.  
No they’re not.  
Are too.  
Everypony knows plogs are the best version of collectable disks.  
What do you even do with pogs?  
You argue about them, obviously.  
Plogs have the glossy finish.  
Why would any pony choose anything else?  
Because the glossy pogs are supposed to be worth more, dorkus!  
Plogs are driving down the value of glossy pogs!  
That’s why all the gogs are 50 bits apiece; they’re that rare.  
You paid THAT much for a single gog? How can you fill your bathtub with pogs and dive in?  
Why would anypony do that?  
BECAUSE IT’S AWESOME!  
YOU PLEBS  
You know what? Everyone can hide from my sight.