@Zonai  
>wash day in Equestria  
>you’re hanging out with your pal Rainbro Dash  
>drinking a beer, watching the big hoofball game  
>suddenly you notice  
>her wings are missing  
>you ask  
>they’re in the wash, she says  
>every Saturday pegasi wash their wings  
>she points out the window  
>all over Ponyville you see pairs of pastel colored wings hanging on clotheslines  
>you scratch your head  
>you thought they were permanently attached, you tell her  
>that’s silly, she says  
>unicorn horns are detachable for cleaning too  
>and the Princesses are modular, their limbs and heads snap off and on and stuff  
>just last month some kind of big monster attacked Baltimare  
>and the Princesses had to assemble all their body parts into one enormous eight-legged, two-headed, four-winged abomination to fight it  
>you stare at her  
>you would once have been inclined to call shenanigans on such a story  
>but since you came to Magic Pastel Tiny Hoers Land you’ve seen weirder things than that  
>you’re telling me, says Cranky Doodle  
>he’s a big hoofball fan too  
>two days ago, he says, something came out of the Everfree Forest  
>Rainbro and the purple nerd and their friends had to disassemble their bodies and reassemble themselves into a flying six-headed pony centipede thing to fight it  
>damn, this place is weird  
>you wonder if Gilda and a manticore could exchange heads, as you watch a beer commercial with minotaur dancing girls  
>it was just another day

Uhh…Rainbow, your wing seems to have disconnected from your body.