When the crypt doors creak  
And the tombstones quake  
Spooks come out for a singing wake  
Happy haunts materialize  
And begin to vocalize  
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize
 
Now don’t close your eyes  
And don’t try to hide  
Or a silly spook may sit by your side  
Shrouded in a daft disguise  
They pretend to terrorize  
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize
 
As the moon climbs high o’er dead oak tree  
Spooks arrive for the midnight spree  
Creepy creeps with eerie eyes  
Start to shriek and harmonize  
Grim grinning ghosts come out socialize
 
When you hear the knell of a requiem bell  
Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell  
Restles bones etherealize  
Rise as spooks of every size  
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize
 
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize!
 
Muhahahahahahaha!