“So, y’know that cave in the mountain?”
[Yeah, the one everybody’s talking about obviously. Banshee’s Throat.]
“I saw something there.”
[Everybody sees stuff there.]
“No, I mean like, somebody there.”
[Everybody sees… where are you going with this?]
“You won’t believe it, but I think there’s some metal-as-hell God out there with an army of sexy valkyries.”
[What’s a valkyrie?]
“I’ll show you.”