LOOK GUYS!! I added another fashion accessory to the Virgin Killer Sweater!!
It’s called the Virgin Baka-shunned Hypnotizer (from the portmanteau Japanese phrases “baka” meaning “idiot” and “bakkushun” meaning “women who are only beautiful from behind”) **
It’s guaranteed to attract more virgins into your vicinity like an Axe body spray once they catch a glimpse of the ominously red spot on your sexy back-up feature!!
This fashion idea will DEFINITELY help rejuvenate Japan’s dwindling population—!!
Doctor: My OC Widget Finely (P.S. He already lost his virginity with his OC girlfriend, Alyssa Higgins , so don’t even think about making lovey-dovey aftermath fan art about this!!)