You have been selected by the Humane Society as our newest candidate for the Equestrian Foster Home Agency! We know not where these pony-like talking animals came from or when they will be able to return home…but until they do, they need your help! Our newest members of this foster home initiative are:
PINKIE PIE!
A wild party animal who’s always bouncing off the walls with energy! She loves making delicious sweets and throwing parties for her friends. She’s always the first to give your day a little extra cheer, and when you’re down in the dumps she’ll turn any frown upside down!
RARITY!
She’s a fashionista who’s into glamor and always looking her best! She loves glittering jewelry, snazzy outfits, and making garments for all her friends. You can always count on her to look after your wardrobe and keep you looking sharp, and she’ll never turn you down in your time of need!
RAINBOW DASH!
A spunky and confident mare who’s always down to impress you with her newest set of tricks, dreaming of the day when she will one day join Equestria’s aerial acrobats, the Wonderbolts! But more than a spirited athlete, she’s a fiercely loyal friend who is always there for you no matter what, and will never give up on you. When it comes to confident bravado and trustworthiness, she’s always in your corner!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE!
A young genius who loves to pass time indulging herself in new knowledge! There’s no equation she can’t solve and no homework assignment she can’t breeze her way through, and she’s always eager to share what she’s learned with you. And when it’s time to hit the hay, she’ll be right by your side with a bedtime story to happily see you off to Dreamland.
FLUTTERSHY!
Like her name, she’s an adorably shy mare who loves nothing more than caring for her animals and close friends! She spends her days frolicking and looking after her many woodland creature friends, and is a selfless kindhearted soul who constantly puts others above herself. She’s always there to give you a good massage, some healthy snacks, or some kind words to brighten your mood!
APPLEJACK!
This rompin’ stompin’ cowgirl farmpony is a hardworking, hungry critter! After an invigorating day of hard work, she enjoys sitting back and relaxing with her favorite food: apples, and lots of them! Armed with unstoppable determination and a dedicated work ethic, you can always count on her to see any task through to the end.
These adorable little critters are in need of a loving home and support, and promise to give you many happy days of companionship. All they need is a roof over their heads, food in their bellies, and a little love and kindness. Please consider this offer to welcome these wonderful little animals into your home!
-Signed, Engrishman