EMBER: No offense Thorax.
THORAX: Non taken, the show is called “Friendship is Magic” not “Lust is Magic”.
EMBER: Seriously, aside from Spike, have you ever seen another dragon in love with a different species?
THORAX: Well there is the Shrek movie series.
EMBER: That doesn’t count! I’m talking about this universe, the answer is zero, and I don’t know any creature that would try hitting on a dragon. It’s just beyond unnatural, disgusting and simply lust based, not logic based!
THORAX: Just curious so nopony thinks your a bigot, you are fine with others into that sorta thing right?
EMBER: Of course, If two males or two females want to be together, congrats you found true love, and if Spike does end up with a Pony, well, more power to him, I’m not an authoritarian, but I have my own standards, I’m a traditionalist, I ONLY WANT A DRAGON MATE!
THORAX: I understand, as long as you’re okay with others doing it, they have no right to force you to be into it, that would be fascism. And really, I don’t blame you, I saw your dad, do all adult dragons grow that big?
EMBER: If we’re on a good diet yes, if not then adults end up like Sludge.
THORAX: That explains a lot.
EMBER: Seriously, I’m going to be a giant one day, I need a male dragon who can handle me, Ponies and other creatures would be crushed or swallowed by the sheer size of our…..well.
THORAX: Blushes Okay, I get the point.