Based on the Chinese comic panels from:
 

 
OH, I’m sorry!! I didn’t mean to break your concentration by stripping you down to your basic level of dignity!!  
You were SAYING something akin to my lame parliament of magic tricks or something???  
(Sour Sweet): WHAT THE FFF––why yoooouuu-!!!!!!!! H-hH-h-HEY!!! WHAT THE H311 ARE YOU IDIOTS LOOKING AT!!!??? DON’t you even DARE!!!!
 

 
DON’T point those phone cameras at me!! STOP FLASHING, YOU PERVS!!!! Quit recording everything onstage!!
 
 
DON’T YOU DARE POST THOSE ONLINE or I swear to––!!!  
OOPS!!!! SORRY, too late!! Already post your nudes on SnapGap!! #TrixieMakesTheBestProfessionalComebacks  
Maybe NOW, you won’t be an entitled pessimistic performance critic the next time you attend my amazing show!!  
(Sour Sweet): NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, my flawless school reputation!!! YOU RUUIIINEEED IITTT!!!(UUUGGGHHHH, I don’t want to live on this st*pid planet anymore…)  
References:
 
Sour Sweet Alternative Design: derpibooru.org/987013 (by xebck)
 
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