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Page 340 - Smarmony Returns, Part 5

Author: Digo

Guest Author’s Note: “My players once attacked each other because they couldn’t decide which guard to murder first at the entrance to a dungeon. My dungeon took the rest of the evening off.”

Transcript:

Derpy Hooves: Rolling the ivories! <rolls>
Cheerilee: Wow, that’s a lot of freakin’ boxcars.
SFX: (KA-POW!!)
Derpy Hooves: 138 damage! I believe the colonial term is- ‘Boo-yah.’
GM: That… That killed my dragon. You actually blocked a TPK.
Daring Do: Alright Trixie!
Trixie: Friendship truly is magic.
Cheerilee: So is rule abuse!
Zecora: Aside from the mad props, tell us GM, what are the loot drops?
GM: Well, in addition to this list of gems and magical items, you find Cadenza’s phylactery.
Daring Do: Sweet babies!
GM: Ah, but there is a catch! This small child is wearing it. The phylactery is feeding on her unicorn magic. If you destroy it, then the child dies!
Nurse Redheart: What’s the downside?
Cheerilee: Not cool, Red! The DM is trying to screw us over with yet another alignment hit!
Trixie: Yeah, I already got the word ‘geas’ tattooed on my butt.

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> Page 340 - Smarmony Returns, Part 5 
> 
> Author: Digo 
> 
> Guest Author's Note: "My players once attacked each other because they couldn't decide which guard to murder first at the entrance to a dungeon. My dungeon took the rest of the evening off."
  
Transcript:

> Derpy Hooves: Rolling the ivories! <rolls> 
> Cheerilee: Wow, that's a lot of freakin' boxcars. 
> SFX: (KA-POW!!) 
> Derpy Hooves: 138 damage! I believe the colonial term is- 'Boo-yah.' 
> GM: That... That killed my dragon. You actually blocked a TPK. 
> Daring Do: Alright Trixie! 
> Trixie: Friendship truly is magic. 
> Cheerilee: So is rule abuse! 
> Zecora: Aside from the mad props, tell us GM, what are the loot drops? 
> GM: Well, in addition to this list of gems and magical items, you find Cadenza's phylactery. 
> Daring Do: Sweet babies! 
> GM: Ah, but there is a catch! This small child is wearing it. The phylactery is feeding on her unicorn magic. If you destroy it, then the child dies! 
> Nurse Redheart: What's the downside? 
> Cheerilee: Not cool, Red! The DM is trying to screw us over with yet another alignment hit! 
> Trixie: Yeah, I already got the word 'geas' tattooed on my butt.

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