TL: reads a scroll and puts it down “Well, looks like Starlight has run off to the Crystal Empire with her little coltfriend and won’t be back for who knows how long! What is THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE to do without her best friend? She might as well be on that stupid rock farm again! Wait…the rock farm…remembers a certain pony…that Maud pony was kind of nice. Well, TRIXIE has nothing better to do anyway. Besides, she forgot to collect her last paycheck! Why not?”
 
(Meanwhile at the rock farm)  
ZB: “Hey Limey-I mean Limestone, what’s up with your sister over there?”  
LP: “Maud? She’s fine! My family is none of your business!”  
ZB: “I dunno, I’m sensing some pretty strong gay vibes coming from her.”  
LP: “Gay vibes?! My sister is straight! They all are! We weren’t raised to fool around like that!”  
ZB: “Ehh…I wouldn’t be so sure…”  
LP: facehoofs “Ugh, whatever, just get back to work or I’m cutting your pay!”
 
(Later, Trixie arrives at the rock farm)  
TL: “The GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE has arrived to collect her well-deserved paycheck!”  
MP: “Trixie. It’s nice to see you.”  
TL: “Hello little pony. Have you come to bask in THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE’S radiance?”  
MP: “Yes. I missed you.” quickly hugs Trixie  
TL: “Huh?? You missed ME-I mean Trixie?”  
MP: “…Yes. Do you remember when you worked here?”  
TL: flashbacks “Ugh, Trixie would LOVE to forget that torture!”  
MP: looks down in a subtle state of sadness “Okay. I’ll get your paycheck.” turns to walk away  
TL: “N-no, wait! Trixie was wrong! You weren’t torture! The work was!”  
MP: turns around  
TL: “You were the best part of that horrid experience, you hear me? You saved Trixie from agony!”  
MP: “Really?”  
TL: “Yes!!”  
MP: “Trixie, I-”  
TL: “You rocked my world!” grabs Maud and pulls her into a kiss  
MP: is slightly shocked but soon sinks into the kiss  
LP: “MAUD! WHAT THE BUCK ARE YOU DOING?”  
MP: pulls away from the kiss “Limestone…”  
TL: “I can explain!”  
LP: “That’s enough explanation! Maud, you were raised better than this!”  
MP: “I…”  
LP: “MA! PA! GET OUT HERE!”  
MP: (under her breath) “No…”  
CQ: “Maudeline Boulder Pie! What hath thou done?”  
IR: “Thou hath committed an unspeakable crime against the goodness of ponykind!”  
LP: “You hear that Maud? Look how disappointed they are! You should be sorry!”  
MP: “…”  
CQ: “Such horrid actions bring dishonor and shame upon our family…”  
IR: “Thou hath disgraced us all! Wash thy hooves of this mare or remove thyself!”  
LP: “Well Maud? What’s it gonna be?”  
MP: “…I can’t.  
LP: “You can’t what?”  
MP: “I can’t hide who I am. I can’t forget about Trixie.”  
LP: “Then LEAVE.”  
MP: hesitates  
LP: “NOW. And don’t even bother getting your stuff, you’re done here!”  
MP: turns and starts walking off the rock farm  
TL: chases after her “Wait! Maud! You don’t have to do this!”  
MP: “Yes I do. They don’t want me here.”  
TL: “B-but you can just forget about me! This is your family!”  
MP: “Not anymore. Anypony who disobeys the rules is no Pie.”  
TL: “Maud…”
 
 
(Later back at the rock farm)  
ZB: “Told ya she was gay.”  
LP: “Shut up or you’ll be going with her!”  
ZB: “Y-yes ma’am!”