(This was born from a joke where what if another QM ran Colt Quest other than fic. Enjoy the bizarre adventure. -Psker)
 
Alright. 
You are Emerald. 
After being separated from the rest of the party because you were too much of a wimp to keep up, you took refuge in the city of Plotopolis, which is currently surrounded by zombies seeking the legendary Guffin of Macs. 
Saddly, this is subjecting you to an horrible fate.
 
Cock withdrawal!
 
You’ve been going for the local hospital to get the doctors to give you anal injections to treat it, but it seems like they aren’t willing to provide their services any longer. 
You react calmly to it and begin formulating a plan.
 
What is the plan?
 
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