Page 341 - Smarmony Returns, Part 6

Author: Digo

Guest Author’s Note: “My players actually refrain from using cheesy exploits in my campaign. I’d like to think it is because they’re all professional role-players, but the truth is that they fear my cheese-fu.”

Trixie: Here, let me see the treasure list.
DM: Cadenza cackles from the phylactery:
Cadenza: Fools! Soon I will be fully restored, and then I will destroy you all!
Derpy Hooves: Bloomin’ hell! We won’t last another fight against her.
Zecora: Death by this lich seems very… um, the sitch?
Nurse Redheart: Would you like me to just kill you now?
DM: So what’ll it be, losers? Your lives or your alignments?
Cheerilee: Freakin’ unfair! Hmm… GM, is the child awake?
DM: No, she is unconscious.
Trixie: Okay, then I have a third option, but it won’t be pretty.
Cheerilee: How unpretty are we talking here?
Trixie: It involves the most broken spell ever published.
Daring Do: You don’t mean…
Trixie: I do. Hold on to your dice, gang. I’m going to cheese the game!