CHEERILEE DELETED
Goodbye, Cheerilee. You know, deleting Cheerilee just now taught me a valuable lesson: the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. And I’ll be honest. Deleting you? Is hard. You know what my days used to be like? I just wrote about friendship. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a cupcake. Or fed me to griffons. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You derpy, mute lunatic. So you know what? You win. Just go.