“This is gonna be the best week of your life!”  
“Sure hope it’s gonna be–”  
“Seriously, we are gonna have a blast!”  
“What about… them?”  
“According to Equestrian Law so long as you befriend a group of law-abiding citizens and cease all villainous activity, you are immediately declared reformed and absolved of all previous crimes regardless of their severity!”  
“A-and they’re all members just because of that?”  
“No, the vine actually wants a cutie mark.”  
*Odd squirming noises of agreement*