Gilda decided to indulge my fantasies of being her in the way she knew best; teasing me so hard for it that I spontaneously transmogrified INTO her to end the shame of being a pitiful hairless ape! A total reality shift thrown in for fun means that not even shreds of my old human clothes remain; my shirts and pants faded right into Gilda’s beautiful brown fur. And now I get to truly be “in character” on my first visit to Ponyville, my old life little more than an absurd nightmare! The most important thing for me to remember? Except for Rainbow Dash, all ponies are total dweebs!
The idea of turning myself into the coolest and most awesome griffon has been rattling around in my cranium for a while and I hope gilda approves of how it turned out when I put it on paper!