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The hoofsteps echoed in the forest, the soundwaves bouncing around the obstacles and being heard by whatever animal that was nearby and attentive enough to tune in for the clop clop clop sound in the environment. Everything was covered by a mat of greenery high above, engulfing the earth down below in a peaceful soft darkness, only letting some very exclusive and VIP sunrays to shine through the various leaves and branches of the trees. It was a calm day, with only the sound of the two creatures walking (Or more like… one walking and the other one hovering) being noticeable. The first one, a Pegasus with a black hoodie, spiky hoof bracelets, black mane with a blue lightning mark on it, and beautiful yellow eyes, was the one taking the lead, and behind her, there was a shorter pony, this one also having the ability to fly despite not being a Pegasus herself. She had a soft blue coat, with white hooves and stripes on her body, metallic (Yet soft and fluffy) wings protruding from her sides, a cockpit-style face, extremely messy and fluffy white mane, and front hooves with hindpaws. Her body was hovering, floating over the grassy road, easily skipping above bushes and rocks, her turbojets making a soft vrrrrrr sound which worked as the bass for the pegasus’ walking making the beat, if they were trying to do music that is.

“You really did that? That’s… like…. what… really?” The plane pony said, a bit incredulously, as she couldn’t help but giggle at the thought. Her companion, looking back towards her, let out a proud smile as they shortly afterwards focused back on the path. “Yeah I did. I mean you gifted me that life-sized Oliver Sykes plushie… that to this day I don’t know how you got it… I wasn’t going to let that guy just take it away from me” She noted, her voice sounding soft, but a bit rough in the edges… almost like screaming ‘punk’… then again her whole outfit was very metal/punk in itself, with the abundance of black, the occasional light blue popping up, and her spiky choker/wristbands. “Aww… that’s adorable… I-I’m so glad you liked it, but yeah… if I had seen that guy try to sneak with the plushie I bought for you… You’d probably need to stop me before I go to jail lol” Azure said, imagining the scene and eliciting a chuckle. The kind, generous plone had shipped her rock enjoyer friend a gift; a plushie of one of her favorite singers and band leaders; but when the Pegasus was opening the door to pick up the gif, she was met face to face with one of these package stealers that chased down delivery mares and took their purchase away, these being relatively common in her place. Quickly enough, the would-be robber realized that Lightning Dee was not really one to mess with, much less when you were in between the Pegasus with yellow irises and a life-sized plushie of her husbando in an alternate universe… and he also got to taste Lightning Dee’s willingness to get into a scuffle for it.

“Heh, he just bailed out afterwards, and a friend finished him off, dude didn’t even put up much of a fight….” She added, unconsciously perking up a bit, feeling the proudness of having beaten some random unicorn to the point of having him try to escape away from her. “Maybe he just didn’t want others to notice and help? I guess you don’t stay and get into a kerfuffle with the pony you’re trying to rob, if you don’t want to alert the horde” Azure replied, which made sense; as the pony was afterwards tackled onto the ground by one of Dee’s neighbors, that one friend she mentioned, that had watched the commotion take place. The homestuck-lookalike pony let out a smug chuckle, her gray hooves picking up dirt and grass as she continued to walk, taking a shortcut towards her home, where maybe the two would snuggle… maybe. I mean this is Equestria anyways, you’re legally obliged to snuggle, under royal decree N° 34,634, titled “Law of physical affection and friendly gestures”, section IV article 86th. Squishy, crunchy sounds could be heard as she stepped on fallen leaves and branches, her soft hooves motioning her towards her destination in a steady rhythm, unlike the plone who decided to just stay afloat instead and avoid having to circumvent obstacles, only fly above them. But suddenly, and outta nowhere, Lightning Dee stopped dead in her tracks and looked towards a specific spot, like if she was kept as a statue by some sort of ghost.

“Huh… what’s up… you got lo-“ Azure was going to express, but Lightning Dee looked back at her, and with a hoof sign, she let her know that she’d prefer for the plone to stay silent, as she was trying to listen to something… wait where’s her earbuds? Didn’t she have them when she left the house? Whatever, Azure kept silent, doing a ‘mouth shut, zipped and lost the key’ emote, before landing from her loud hovering and turning off the engines, a source of noise when powered on despite providing only enough lift to keep her afloat. Dee kept still there for a brief second, her ears perking towards the side… That voice… was so fucking familiar she thought… but… it can’t be!… Right? With a predatory gaze, almost looking like a hunting feline, she ducked a bit, and started slinking towards a nearby bush, right next to a dirt road. Azure was even more confused, but she did try her best to keep shut and not distract her of… whatever she was doing… Was she pulling a prank on her? She was a very carefree and joking pony once you got to know her, despite her anxiety… maybe she was about to get a water balloon straight into the plone’s face… Or maybe Azure never knew that Dee loved to watch animals in their natural habitat without spooking them away. She couldn’t accurately imagine why she’d like to stop and look at somewhere random

Unexpectedly, Dee pounced into the bush, looking outside towards the road, which was invisible to Azure as the trees and vegetation blocked her field of vision. The bush’s thorns and twigs doing zero damage to the Pegasus due to her thick, fluffy wooly hoodie, that protected her almost like some sort of shielding or medieval armor. Peeking her yellow eyes through the bush’ holes, she spied onto something she thought familiar… and soon enough, her eyes widened and she reacted in quite a shocked way when he caught the glimpse of what she was looking for, the pony she had hear prior. The plone stayed behind, none the wiser of what was occurring, and just… kinda watching Dee do whatever she wanted

“Well you know what? You can go FUCK YOURSELF YOU TWAT. Because THANKS TO YOU, DIPSHIT, I have to go through a forest…. YES, I’M LITERALLY IN A FOREST. WHAT IS THERE TO NOT UNDERSTAND?!” The creature said…. They were a pony… but there were some clear differences…. His fur was dark blue, which was normal for your everyday Equestrian… but… he seemed like… rotting… decomposing perhaps? Not quite… but he looked like if he was literally dead… or maybe undead is a better word, seeing as how he seemed to keep his own consciousness and speak, in swearwords but still. There were holes on his legs and arms, which revealed an oozing, slightly coagulated rainbow substance emanating from them for no particular reason, and some spots of his body revealing the bone underneath it, like if the skin had peeled off. To not mention his ear had a missing spot and he had several scars all over his body.. It was like if he was caught in the blast of a 00 buckshot and survived but preferred to stay in that way rather than get stitched up… They also had what seemed to look like a Glasgow smile on the sides of their lips, and their brown eyes looked colorless and empty, despite also showcasing quite clearly the rage they felt.

“What were you thinking you daft? I was trusting you to carry the instruments and me, not just the instruments. What did you expect me to do moron? Magically teleport myself to the fucking place? No you ain’t got any excuse shut up mate” He spoke, with venom in his rough, masculine voice. Whoever he was talking to through the phone in the call, they apparently fucked up quite badly to earn the ire of the zombie pony… which didn’t seem too patient or friendly to begin with. The Dee in the bushes, spectating the scene, made a gesture towards her back, where Azure sat quietly, as the yellow eyed Pegasus begged the kitten pony hybrid to give her the camera. She noticed the signal a couple seconds later, the plone being rather slow in his detection of the gesture due to not paying attention, as she said “Oh right” in a whispered way, and started to crawl towards her, trying to be as sneaky as a sniper repositioning, then putting the recording device onto her upturned hoof, seeing the grass and dirt… She blushed softly, realizing what she was doing; spying the very same guy she commissioned a plushie to gift her, and proceeded to stay away, crawling back to the safety of the forest; if Dee gets caught that’s her business, in any case she probably knows very well how to deal with being caught by her favourite band members and singers

“No no you aren’t listening to me so you know what go ahead and eat Celestia’s bloody-“ The conversation ended early, as apparently, the other person on the phone was tired of the zombie’s bullshit, and decided instead to leave him hanging rather than seeing his wide repertoire of insults… which was a shame, as one kinda had the curiosity to know what of Celestia Oliver was cursing the other guy to eat… Heck even Celestia herself would’ve appreciated him finishing the phrase. With an annoyed groan, followed by an outrageous “FUCK YOU SO MUCH HANK”, he almost threw his phone away… only calming down by continuing to walk down the road. Lightning Dee wanted to pop out of the woods and ask him for an autograph, but unexpectedly, her rational thoughts won over the crazy fangirl thoughts she had, and she understood that she couldn’t just simply pop outta nowhere, like the stalker she was acting like, and ask for an autograph to a rock band lead singer who was currently reciting every insult in Ponyese knowledge. Azure could hear the voice of whoever was in the road, but decided to just hide way better than Dee did, and literally ‘exclude herself’ out of this situation… to not mention she knew absolutely nothing about the guy, despite commissioning the plushie

“God why the fuck they’re so incompetent…” He hissed, as he put his phone back in his sweater pocket, clothing of his same designing company, of course. While he was distracted and more focused on the utter lack of braincells from his co-workers and transport team, Dee used Azure’s camera to start taking pics of him from the bushes… as the fanatical creep she was. But unlike a paparazzi who would sell these and put them on a newspaper like “LOCAL BAND LEAD SINGER IS PROPER PISSED”, she’d probably keep them in her home… just like her 20gygabite memory of famous rock/metal band member pics from across the wonderful Internet. Looking back at the screen, she correctly reached the conclusion the pics were taken and stored in the device’s storage, so they were safe and they had nothing to worry of, but… she just wanted to see her favorite band member a bit longer… to not mention she really couldn’t do much as she was literally stuck to the bush, and if she tried to move away or sneak out she could be spotted, so she just kept firm as a soldier, staying as quiet and immobile as possible to not disturb the leaves and his ears.

“THEY ALL SHARE HALF OF A BRAINCELL I S-“ Before he could continue though, he saw a shadow loom over him. Dee also acknowledged the sudden lack of illumination, but ignored it… at least at first, until she realized who was casting the shadow. Oliver had unfortunately no time to react, his rotting, rusty senses unable to detect the thousand kilograms of siren that were propelling towards their way like a ICBM straight into a city to nuke it. And just like a nuke, the power that he had to face head-on was massive, as both made contact and the zombie was pumped towards the dirt, ragdolling amusingly and maybe breaking a few bones were him a normal pony. “WHAT THE-“ He said, even more annoyed/pissed off, before his sentence was cut short by something pressing against his lips… something that had the physical resemblance to… lips… but bigger… He stared towards whoever dared to kiss him, and part of his anger dissipated upon acknowledging it was Kellin, his siren unicorn friend… and maybe something else. The homestuck-troll in the background saw the scene with wide eyes, gleaming as they stared at their secret ship literally become reality with that kiss, and outright getting all sort of angles using the camera, from the comfort of her bush.

The kiss was passionate, and lasted so long, overflowing with love and desire, lustful machinations being created from such an intimate interaction… or well… at least this was for only one of them; the zombie had his mouth closed, not even expecting Quinn to be here in the first place, and caught so off guard he forgot to actually open his lips and properly invite the other’s tongue into his own mouth. He just sat there, with his butt in the ground, his hindhooves exposed, his forehooves keeping him stable as he was assaulted with passion, and his eyes shrunk with his ears to the side. In the background, the undercover Pegasus just kept taking pictures, slowly filling the vast memory with a bunch of shipping pics of two guys from different bands. The tackle was fast, but the kiss lasted a while, all this period where Oliver was hesitant to even react back; but when it was over, and the giant siren parted away, Oliver spoke, cleaning his salivated lips with the underpart of his sweater. “Okay why are you here, how the heck did you, a giant Airbus-sized creature, sneak up onto me, and how did you-…. You know what forget everything I said… You’re gonna help me get to my next concert” He almost commanded, then again both knew eachother so it wasn’t too off for them to treat eachother that way. Kelling smiled, saying “Sure thing dear~” in a teasing way, before picking him up with his maw and putting him on his back, for a ride. “Shut up… I don’t want anyone to see us both like this” the zombie said, blushing even more, despite the fact he was undead so there was no blood circulating anywhere on his body. “Do you really think there’ll be some random pony staring at us in the middle of a forest?” Kellin said, laughing, starting to take off, leaving a dazed, completely starstruck Dee behind, who just stared at the camera….

“I FUCKING KNEW THEY WERE DATING, I KNEW IT I KNEW IT SO MUCH” She said, after knowing they were a fair distance away so they couldn’t hear her banshee scream of excitement. Azure, knowing the coast was clear, got out of her designated marksman camouflage spot, and just walked towards the Pegasus. “I guess you ain’t giving me my camera back…” She noted, smiling knowingly. The excited Pegasus looked towards her, and the happiness receded a little to give her a proper reply… “Okay okay I’ll give the camera to you but please let me have the pictures please I’ll do anything, these pics are FUCKING GLORIOUS. TAKE THAT UNIVERSE, NOBODY BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID THEY WERE TOGETHER” She added, with that one little ‘fuck’ swearword added in the mix just to make sure and emphasize how amazing these pictures were. Azure looked at her with a smug, teasing smile, letting out a soft purr. “Anything… huh?… Well maybe after some cuddling and petting… and maybe something else… I’ll decide whether I let you keep it or not~” Dee knew she was going to give the memory to her anyways, she just was too nice to not to, to not mention that she was going to do much with the pics of a zombie and a siren, but still, she couldn’t help but chuckle at the plone’s demands, which, despite the apparent ‘suggestive’ nature, was most likely just snuggles and cute pets, loving physical affection… she was clearly way less anxious than Bashful, especially to ask for stuff and negotiate. “Okay… Okay okay, I know what you’d like aside from pets and snuggles anyways, to make sure you give me the photos~” Dee said, striking Azure deep into the embarrassment nerve and having her blush deeply, as the Pegasus rubbed her cheek with her underhoof, caressing her like the kitten hybrid she was.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I hope LightningBolt likes this artwork AAAAAAA Dies of anxiety. This is basically my entry for the artwork event that’s on about sirens and the like. Since I don’t like drawing Equestris Girls (I don’t dislike the show but God please never force me to draw hands or feet or human anatomy I beg you I beg you please I’d do everything to not draw hands I’m not ready yet Has a PTSD in the background and curls into a ball) I decided to draw something related to sirens, and since I have an adorable punk emo goth friend who loves gay band couples, I also drew something for him, since I love using these little art events to gift stuff to my friends <3

I actually asked them what they’d like me to draw and we kinda came up with this idea. Seeing how Kellin Quinn is a siren and has the gay boyfriend(?) Oliver Sykes in her headcanon, I think it fits, to not mention that I did ask LightningBolt the main man if it fit for the norms of the event and they agreed x3. But yeah, onto describing, I decided to draw Kellin suddenly kissing Oliver in a forest… For no reason as Oliver would probably never find himself in a forest in the first place; and also Kellin surprise kissing him, because I always loved the idea of drawing a surprise kiss like that, albeit this time is a relatively nonconsensual one… Not that LightningBolt would actually mind that lmao

I added details like dirt and the like because I was planning to utilise these effects for something in the future and thought this would be a good way to test. Aside from that don’t ask me how a zombie can blush and why he doesn’t blush rainbow since he bleeds rainbow x3. Oh and I liked the idea to draw Lightning Dee (Bolt’s Sona) as a little witness of the events in the background, because I kinda like drawing her and her details, and since I’m doing this as a gift for him, why not x3

Hope you love this LightningBolt >w<. Sorry if I did something wrong. (Ah and the thing on the corner is a puddle…. And I really really hope I didn’t do the story too sucky, I’ve been overworked all this week Dx)