Rainbow Dash slowly nodded, and then quickly flipped halfway through the hefty book. “Oh right, I gotcha. But check this out! ‘Dainbow Rash used her laser eyes to blow up the evil griffon! Then the explosion exploded! Then Dainbow Rash did one hundred Sonic Rainbooms. “Thank you Dainbow Rash!” said Princess Celestia, “now I will make you the Princess for you are the best pony in all Equestria, and I will have the teacher who kicked you out of flight school publicly flogged!’” She paused expectantly, waiting for Twilight to burst into rapturous applause.