Be me  
Devoted worshipper of Flash Sentry  
On waifumeet.com  
Smoking hot purple horse in my area  
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Message her inviting her to my basement  
I hope mom doesn’t mind  
Wear my best fedora and my 20% Cooler shirt for the occasion  
Hear a knock at my door  
I open it up and see the drek Cumpuppet Tails  
He pushes me back and my fedora goes flying  
I hit the wall, dazed and confused  
He approaches me slowly  
Begin to pray to the savior of the universe  
“Your waifus will be MINE! Flash Sentry is dead!”  
Tears drip down my face at the sound of such blasphemy  
Just then, I hear a Camero pull up with an orange and blue bolt of lightning  
“You can’t crash the Flash, Cumpuppet.” echos throughout the room  
The drek quaad falls into my fleshlight collection  
Flash Sentry bursts through my window and plays a sick guitar solo  
Cumpuppet bursts into flames in front of us  
My neckbearded jaw drops in awe  
Flash turns to me and gives me his sexy grin  
I know what to do  
I whip out my waifu and bend her ogre for him  
He even let me watch  
You can’t crash the Flash